Harrison you told everybody!? Why yes I did!

Ugh Beyonce looks hideous in this picture LOL. All the single...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:36:09 -0600

Ugh Beyonce looks hideous in this picture LOL.

All the single saiyans.

This scene was pure awesomeness! The Avengers: The Party Is On!...

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 14:14:49 -0600

This scene was pure awesomeness!

The Avengers: The Party Is On! // by Marvel Studios (2012)

One of the best scenes in the 2012 greatest blockbuster!

Really awesome Joker & Harley Quinn cosplay :)

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 12:41:31 -0600

Really awesome Joker & Harley Quinn cosplay :)

OMG this is hilarious :) collegehumor: Gay Men Will Marry Your...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:37:56 -0600

OMG this is hilarious :)

collegehumor:

Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

CollegeHumor supports gay marriage. Here’s why you should too.

Tomorrow Please vote. Finally you can figure out where to vote...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 17:23:52 -0600

Tomorrow Please vote.

Finally you can figure out where to vote AND get your daily dose of swearing in at yourfuckingpollingplace.com

This is how you work a pole. oh damn girl.

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 09:00:19 -0500

This is how you work a pole.

oh damn girl.

This is awesome :) Gotham Gears Illustration by Justin...

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:24:25 -0500

Gotham Gears: Mr Freeze and The Penguin

Gotham Gears: Bane and Catwoman

This is awesome :)

Gotham Gears

Illustration by Justin Currie

DeviantART | Tumblr

Galactic Empire money LOL.

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 19:52:11 -0500

Galactic Empire money LOL.

No one man should have all that powerrrrrr LOL. President...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 20:46:40 -0500

Obama Riding a Lion by Jason Heuser

Obama Riding a Lion by Jason Heuser

Obama Riding a Lion by Jason Heuser

Obama Riding a Lion (Variant) by Jason Heuser

No one man should have all that powerrrrrr LOL.

President Barack Obama Riding a Killer Lion by Artist Jason Heuser

President Barack Obama rides his faithful / vicious lion while showing off his Star Wars Jedi and archery crossbow skills in artist Jason Heuser’s killer new Presidential illustration. 11” x 17” and 24” x 36” prints of his original and variant designs are available to purchase at Jason’s epic art store on Etsy.

I couldn’t agree more LOLOLOLOLOOOLLL

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 17:27:57 -0500

I couldn’t agree more LOLOLOLOLOOOLLL

thedailywhat: Morgan Freeman Reads Fifty Shades Of Grey of the...

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:37:21 -0500

thedailywhat:

Morgan Freeman Reads Fifty Shades Of Grey of the Day: Disclaimers: Not actually Morgan Freeman, butFamily Guy voice actor Josh Robert Thompson, who is so talented it’ll creep you out just the same. Also, this is book two.

He sounds just like Morgan Freeman too LOL.
(Not Safe For Work — language, obvs.)

[roflrazzi]

Kawehi & Alfa sounding quite nice indeed.

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:10:47 -0500

Kawehi & Alfa sounding quite nice indeed.

Best Deadpool ever LOL.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 14:12:44 -0500

Best Deadpool ever LOL.

Laughed so hard when I saw this poster :)

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 15:54:54 -0500

Laughed so hard when I saw this poster :)

barackobama: Re-blog if you don’t want this guy anywhere near...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 23:18:40 -0500

barackobama:

Re-blog if you don’t want this guy anywhere near the Oval Office.

Im late on this but Tamron Hall snapped! MSNBC host Tamron...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 22:29:31 -0500

Im late on this but Tamron Hall snapped!

MSNBC host Tamron Hall drops the mic on a conservative journalist for refusing to answer her questions.

The ThinkProgress team actually paused what we were doing to watch this throwdown (quite rare).

Hey, whaddya know? Another Republican bully.

That. Was. Awesome.

She deserves a medal, a raise, a promotion, and a parade in her honor!

damn, what a boss.

She looked much better as a Spanish lady. One of the defining...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 22:11:12 -0500

She looked much better as a Spanish lady.

One of the defining silver screen sex symbols, Rita Hayworth was born with the much less American-sounding name, Margarita Carmen Cansino.

She was raised in a Spanish dance family, and spent much of her childhood dancing in bars (see? It’s totally a legitimate way to raise a kid.) After Hayworth, er, Cansino’s father moved the family to Hollywood, the 16-year-old signed with Fox studios. She tried a few minor roles, but never got her big break. Fox studios decided not to renew her option.

The Metamorphosis:

Columbia Pictures came along and, not being much for political correctness, pretty much told Cansino that her lack of success was due to her being way too Spanish-y. So, Cansino agreed to go along with a few surgical processes, such as:

A. Painful Hairline Electrolysis

Cansino had a low hairline, which pegged her as a Latina. This is the same discrimination which kept Vega out of the World Warrior tournament, until he wore a mask to conceal his hairline.

Cansino submitted to getting electric shocks to kill her follicles and stop them from growing. Keep in mind this is the 1930s, when “anaesthesiology” usually meant “stroking your hand while you chugged from a flask of bourbon.” Next time you have a hot hair curler or a live wire, poke yourself in the forehead with it several hundred times. Now you’re as pretty as Rita Hayworth… well, not yet, you still need some…

B. Skin Lightening

Now that you’ve got fresh shock marks on your forehead, scrub them with this bleach solution. That’s exactly what Cansino did, all over her entire body. Skin lightening is a dangerously unregulated practice even now, but it was significantly worse 70 years ago. But, Cansino wasn’t done yet, before she signed with Columbia, she also had to have a…

C. Hair Color and Name Change

Carmen Cansino became Rita Hayworth. Her dark hair was died auburn. The transformation complete, Rita Hayworth now looked Saltine enough for Columbia:

Not five years before, the young immigrant’s daughter was dancing in smoky bars for coins. After her “honky-fication,” she became the hottest thing in sanctioned Armed Forces self-pleasure. A picture of her kneeling on a bed in a nightgown sold 5 million copies. Her likeness was fashioned on the side of atomic bombs.

Columbia starred Hayworth in many successful pictures, most notably, Gilda. Rita Hayworth found herself dancing with stars like Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly. Eventually, she settled down and married a prince.

The next time somebody tells you the path to success is “just be yourself,” tell them Rita’s inspirational story. It’s all about skin-bleaching.
Read more: 5 Celebrity Careers Launched by Ethnic Makeovers

I saw this going around and i’m genuinely surprised that people didn’t know about Hayworth before the “Hayworth”.

MMM I like :) starts slow, hang with it, gets it there.

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 22:03:07 -0500

MMM I like :)

starts slow, hang with it, gets it there.

Pretty much.

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 21:18:45 -0500

Pretty much.

Oh yeah :) they’re opening up an arcade in Wicker...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 19:19:37 -0500

Oh yeah :) they’re opening up an arcade in Wicker Park.

****EMPORIUM ARCADE BAR****

the bar should be opening it’s doors for business (and your gaming & imbibing pleasure) within the month!!!!!

we will have 30+ classic arcade games & pinball machines from the 80’s & 90’s paired perfectly with 20+ solid craft beers on tap, an extensive whiskey selection, & a full liquor bar to boot.

stay tuned to our Facebook & Twitter for more news & to find out exactly when we will be officially kicking things off. trust me, you’re gonna like this place!

(im)patiently waiting for this to open… and definitely keeping an eye on the social media outlets to find out when it’s go time!